While there were always the usual standby sections at the video store (action, horror, comedy, the adult section if nobody was looking), it was generally fun to take a chance in the special interest section. Because really, what's cheaper? Gambling on a possible waste of time that can easily be resolved by watching The Evil Dead and Death Wish 3 again, or going to Vegas?
Or maybe you're in the mood for some good old fashioned wrasslin'!
Let's move on to some stuff that requires at least a case of beer, a start time no earlier than 11 pm and possibly some recreational pot.
Now all of the tapes seen so far are more or less late night viewing. Either that or afternoon viewing when the parents are out of the house. But for our last two titles, we'll be going a little more tasteful. Something more innocuous.
You can go for class.
You can go for culture...
Workout videos had many things in common but a big one was that if you were a dude buying one, saying you were getting it for your mom as a birthday gift actually made it worse than if you just admitted what you were really gonna use it for.
Yeah, I'm a bad person. At least I admit it! I should probably try to balance things out a little, though. Shouldn't I?
Let's see, already did the Linnea Quigley workout tape which actually would make this even worse so that's out.
Rock Video Girls documentaries? No, that honestly makes the Linnea Quigley thing look like an episode of Touched by an Angel.
Ah, I've got it!
Once again, yes. I am a bad person.
That's all for now, until next time...