Therefore, here are ten of the worst movies I have ever purchased. One or two of these I've written about elsewhere, some of them I can actually justify but all of them would (and should) make anybody of a sane and rational mind raise a quizzical eyebrow. Also, there are a few I'm leaving off for space purposes. These are just ten of the more egregious choices. I won't be reviewing the films necessarily but rather why the hell I bothered to buy them in the first place. Yes, rather than taking the piss out of the films, I'll be taking the piss out of the dummy who bought them. Me.
10. Batman & Robin (1997)
9. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
8. Hudson Hawk (1991)
7. The Avengers (1998)
6. John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)
5. Casino Royale (1967)
And now, we really get to the part where my sanity/intelligence/worth as a member of the species comes into question.
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
3. The Haunting
2. Leonard Part 6
The market I work at carries DVDs. Some new releases, but for the most part we have a smattering of catalog titles that the studio could only pawn off on a supermarket. One evening, it was a bit on the quiet side and I saw that this monstrosity was stocked, for the very low price of $3.33. Seeing that I was the closer that evening, I decided to purchase the film after my shift, as it is much easier to justify a purchase like that after midnight than before. Needless to say, my co-workers were perplexed and to honest, I am too. Not sure what the hell I was thinking, I just had to see it for myself.
1. Mad Dog Time
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