Even Ventura can't save this as he's just shockingly dull. Just a horrible, boring movie.
This is actually a more lucid description than what we get as this is basically your bog standard Italian action film. On the other hand, the fact that this is exactly what I just described guarantees a fun, violent 90 minutes. Saxon is fun to watch as usual and the action is plentiful with lots of fights, George Eastman pops up as an unpleasant tough guy (shocking, I know) and there's a decent body count. You can do a hell of a lot worse than this one.
Hell, even the creature designs are, considering the budget, pretty damn good.
Back with more later.